The Woke Bible - Romans 12:1-2

Evil lacks originality. All the evil one can do is manipulate creation or the Word of God, seeking to deceive. The past 3 years have looked something like this.

I appeal to you, citizens, by the trials of Pfizer, to present your bodies as a “living” sacrifice, wholly and injectable to Pfizer, which is your bodily worship. Do not be conformed to antivax misinformation, but be transformed by the updating of your DNA, that by [PCR] testing you may be told what is the will of Fauci, what is “good” and “acceptable” and “perfect.”