The Darwinist

"Watch me," says the Darwinist, "I'll make a living man,
Make him walk upon his legs, a biped of the land;
Make him talk and toil and take a wife for her protection;
(She'll be quite cute and bear much fruit--a natural selection.)
Make up a myth about a god that he can then suppress
And overcome with altruism his unrighteousness.
For I can do what God has done (unless the truth be told:
All I need is a universe that's 13.7 billion years old.)"