How Moderna Sells Vaccines

No peer review, we peered into
The Drosten paper, no retraction.
Come and swab them, amplify them,
Polymerase a chain reaction.

Feeling fine, asymptomatic,
Set their cycle threshold high;
We can make the first casedemic,
Make the plebeians comply.

Let us scare them, let us mask them,
Make them stand six feet, and so
Get demand up for the jab we
Patented two years ago.